Beard Petting

While in the process of the Eiffel Tower, (can only be done when the two males are best friends, otherwise is considered gay) the male railing the vag lowers his hand down, and caresses the other males face/beard. Not long after this, the male pumping the bitches face reaches down with the opposite hand, and soflty pets the railers face/beard. Thus completing the circle . . . The pumper then finishes with a pearl necklace, and video tapes the railer completing a fake punt. After the bitch is kicked out of the house, both males will high five, and follow with a "No Homo."

Male 1: Haha, i can't believe we Eiffel Towered that bitch last night.

Male 2: I know right! It's pretty funny that we threw the Beard Petting in there too.

Male 1: Yeah, she never even knew . . . No Homo right?

Male 2: Oh, yeah man, definitely No Homo.

by WuuM December 4, 2010

Ginger Beard

Generally strawberry blonde colored facial hair. Either blondes or "red heads" can have ginger beards. Ginger beards tend to make people look like leprechauns and should be avoided at all costs.

Me: GINGER!!! (punches friend)

Friend: Dude, that guy needs to get rid of that ginger beard, keep walking around like that and he's gonna get mugged for his pot of gold!

by melaniebegeman August 19, 2011

Gerbil Beads

A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.

That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.

by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011

Goat beard

Tiny patches of hair on a teenagers chin.

Dude that's not a real beard it's just a goat beard.

by Nark van May 9, 2015

Beard

One who engages in pedantic, pseudo-intellectual discussion of meaningless and often obscure pop culture that nobody actually cares about. Typically applies to nerdy topics such as video games, comic books, science fiction, and so forth. Refers to the luxurious fat-guy beards grown by internet shutins, a la the Simpsons Comic Book Guy.

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

Me, watching Mallrats: Christ, Kevin Smith is such a fucking beard.

by pacobird August 21, 2008

Ginger Beard

A woman with red pubic hair

I always wondered if Sally was a real red head, when I went down on her and saw that ginger beard I had no more doubts.

by Morbidtiger October 19, 2010

Beard Baby

Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.

Girls can have the deformity too.

And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.

Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?

Doctor: It's a girl.

Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!

Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.

D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...

BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.

by lil kalki October 16, 2008