post-break syndrome

Forgetting everything you learned in school before winter/spring break, by the time you get back to school.

1- "Oh shit, we have a math quiz tomorrow on quadratics!? I totally forgot how to do that over break!!!! IM SCREWED"

2- "Same here, looks like were suffering from post-break syndrome"

by lilrascal1234 January 4, 2010

Slaying brew

Definition- Drinking large amounts of beer with your bros.

We were over at this bitches house slaying brew.
Dude I have an 18 left over from last night... We should slay it.

by Lunkmaster March 10, 2010

Freshly brewed pot of win

A saucy little line to use when someone inquires as to how you're utterly dominating whatever challenge or obstacle life throws at you.

Can also be used to insult somebody by replacing "win" with "fail", i.e. Wow you're brutal, did have you a freshly brewed pot of fail this morning?

Hank: Wow you aced the calculus exam how the hell did you do that?

Jarod: I start off every day with a freshly brewed pot of win.

by UCtechnique December 10, 2010

imagination break

a reverie indulged in while awake. Another term for daydreaming.

I didn't really feel paying attention in class so I took an imagination break and fought some ninjas, then the teacher realized I wasn't paying attention.

by Paw Lee September 11, 2011

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

Heroes Brew

Irish stout. Specifically and exclusively Guinness. Also referred to as "Heroes' Finest"

"Do you want another drink, pal?"
"Yes please! I'll have a lovely pint of the Heroes Brew".

by Astermouth November 8, 2014

Deep Breakfast

When you wake up with morning wood and roll over and pump your load one more time in the twat of the chick you picked up the night before. Giving her one more deep deposit before kicking her out. The hallmark of a Deep Breakfast is that renders her with an intermittent leaking gash through the rest of the day.

Rod picked up a chick at his friend's house party. She was DTF so he took her home at jizz banged her freak ass all night. He woke her in the morning with a deep breakfast then tossed her out so he could go to class.

by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015