Your mom

Noun: “whale” a large gelatonus creature, usually living under the sea, known for weighing several tons.

WOW, its your mom

by Proper definition of yeetus January 22, 2024

point your house

CB slanguage for, "turn your antenna".

He asked if I could point my house at him more, but I said it was omnidirectional.

by Downstrike August 31, 2005

Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

by Lilshoe June 11, 2022

your mom gay

The rumored 4th, and final stage of BOFA. Symptoms: Instant explosion. "The stages of BOFA go like this. 1st Stage: BOFA, Almost never fatal, though incurable. 2nd Stage: Ligma, Extremeley Deadly (99.87% chance of death), almost no information is known of this, as it is extremeley deadly. 3rd Stage: E-TMA, nearly completeley fatal, there is only 0.00000000000000000000000001% of the population who survives this, Said pepole/person are kept always in a locked cell, with NO SOUND ABLE TO ENTER.4th Stage: your mom gay, UNSURVIVABLE. ONCE YOU HEAR THIS, AND YOU ARENT THE SENDER, YOU EXPLODE." Extra Information: BOFA, and all the other stages of BOFA, are transmitted by sounds, and are INCURRABLE. If you meet ANYONE wHO CAN SURVIVE THIS INSULT, BRING THEM TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION, MILLITARY CAMP, OR HOSPITAL, THERE, THEY wILL BE ESCORTED TO ANOTHER CELL.

Here, Is an example of how BOFA, Ligma, E-TMA, and your mom gay spread

Guy 1: Hey have you head about BOFA?
Guy 2: Nope, whats BOFA?
Guy 1: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUF

Example 2:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Ninja died of Ligma
Guy 2: what's Ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLZ

Example 3:

Guy 1: It's so sad that Alex died of E-TMA
Guy 2: what's E-TMA?
Guy 1: E-TMA BALLZ

Final Example:

CEO: You're Fired, GET THE FUCK OUT
Jeff: Your mum gay
CEO: -explodes-

by Chad3 November 20, 2021

Sacking Your Lunch

When you whack off into a condom.

My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.

Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.

Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021