Ass Breaker 

A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.

Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.

Ass Breaker by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010

Ass Swipe 

The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.

"Hey Al, could you open the laundry door for me?"
"Sure man, I'll just Ass Swipe it for ya!"

Ass Swipe by Fuelgun September 8, 2011

Ass Day 

A very very long period of time—longer than a normal day.

Girl: We've been waiting for like TWO ASS DAYS for the cookies to be done.
Guy: Verily

Ass Day by czaravm January 1, 2012

Ass Soup 

When you have liquid shit. If it has chunks it's called Ass Stew.

You might not want to go in there, I just made Ass Soup.

Ass Soup by ebghjebb February 12, 2017

ass that don't quit

An ass that looks just as good in jeans or a skirt as it does in a thong.

you see that slut in the pink skirt?
she had a ass that don't quit.

ass that don't quit by diesel.. June 3, 2006

ass maggot 

This is a dingleberry, aka a sailor caught in the rigging or a chuggernaut, ie a mixture of shit and toilet paper left lurking in your anal crack or clinging to your arse cress after shitting. It can only be removed with bare fingers.

Penelope was such good friends with Christian, she even picked off his ass maggots for him.

ass maggot by OUCIBS (Oxford University Cunts in Blazers Society) April 9, 2005

ass knuckle 

The growth of an inflammed, festered, and bloody hemorrhoid that creates a groove-like affect in your feces.

Dave, don't do it. Jeff has an ass knuckle, that's not going to be fun.

ass knuckle by Sean Piner October 1, 2006