Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

by xzybit October 20, 2004

Polished Turd

A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.

I went on a movie date with a polished turd last Friday.

by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011

lazee_bass_turd

1: (slang) To be someone lazy, but cool. 2: The art of awesomeness.

1- Mike is acting very lazee_bass_turd today.

2- Chris is so damn lazee_bass_turd today!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

ghost turd

a clump of dust or lint found in large numbers under furniture

There was that one ghost turd that behind the wheel that the boys miss when clearing the space under the bed.

by The Return of Light Joker October 31, 2011

Turd Surfing

Turd Surfing occurs when you surf a local jettie, or water outlet, where water drains from the streets, into the sewer, into the riverbed. Ever notice why the water is always warm? Yeah, thats poo and pee. Ironically, the surf is usually always good, near turd surfing locations.

"hey fuckers, stop dumping shit in the street drains, no one likes to eat a peice of poo when they go turd surfing"

by rob $ April 13, 2005

turd burglar

To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.

Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.

by sfvszcdv December 20, 2009

turd burgular

someone who fucks butts and likes it 2

yo mom you are a total turd burgualr

by Joe Facker October 6, 2003