i'm a potato

Saying this refers to the fact that someone is ugly, strange, and/ or fat.

You can also refer to someone as a potato if they are dull, uninteresting, or boring. Such as:

"Mary is such a potato"
"David asked me to prom, but he's a potato so I'm not going"
"Our professor is such a potato."
"Dude I'm a potato"

i'm a potato by Marapotatoe December 10, 2013

autistic.potato.v1 

A super hot aussie with a devils smile. Likes to flex on others and is liked by lots of big tit grills. He likes to meme about various things such as vegetables and tomates

Did you see that super hot aussie over there?
Woah he just flexed on me with his golden potato!!
He just did a meme about a meme!! I'm bamboozled!!
Was that handsome devil over there autistic.potato.v1 ???

autistic.potato.v1 by By Stewie#8321 August 21, 2018

filmed with a potato

Very bad quality. Usually said when the viewer sees something 32-bit or lower. (i guess)

Person 1: Hey, man! Watch this video!
*video plays*
Person 2: That looks like it was filmed with a potato.

filmed with a potato by Dat256Guy July 11, 2015

Going Full Potato 

The act of stupidity, accidental happenings not in your favor (tripping, slipping or falling) Speaking incorrectly, or forgetfulness. The act of being a freakin Idiot

Forgot to buy coffee, turn in my homework, and tripped over my internet cord. I'm Going Full Potato.

Going Full Potato by Ryan Loggan February 3, 2014

Self-Potato 

To pleasure yourself or others using potatos.

This word was first used on wheel of fortune when a contestant guessed the mystery phrase to be "self-potatos" when the correct answer was in fact "self portrait".

This word was also used on a youtube episode of RayWilliamJohnson to make fun of the contestant

My girlfriend always gives me self-potatos.

I'm gonna go home and give myself some self-potatoes tonight.

Self-Potato by L33TNINJ4Gurl January 7, 2010

BAM potato 

The subtle art of, when at a party or gathering, scattering a large number of potatoes around the host's house, apartment, or flat. The whereabouts of these potatoes must remain unknown throughtout the night, and must only be discovered in the following days, by said host.

Open the draw, and BAM, potato.
Pour out a bowl of cereal, and BAM, potato.
Go to turn on a light, and BAM, potato bulb.
"Hey guys, we should so play BAM potato!"

BAM potato by Munkey_FJ October 14, 2011

Ranchy Potato 

When tossing the salad of a female who got the stomach flu and expels a combustion of thick, milky, substance, looking like rotten potato soup, with the smell of feces and the after smell of vomit, in the tosser's mouth.

"Dude why did you break up with her,"
"Because dude, she gave me a ranchy potato!"

Ranchy Potato by Smiffle March 9, 2014