Princess Needle

the metal mesh at the inside bottom of the wedding dress

1) E-eeeep! My Princess Needle is loose!
2) You see how wedding dresses have a metal mesh at the inside bottom? What is it called?

A Princess Needle

3) The Princess Needle is so wierd

by BENO?! July 4, 2024

hyperdermic needle

A syringe full of powerful stimulants dat will make you look/act like a resident of Missizippy.

One advantage of a "shot in da arm" from a hyperdermic needle --- as opposed to guzzling a cup of strong coffee --- is dat said nerves-kicker won't just "go right through ya" like steaming joe will, and so you'll be able to fully avail yourself of said elevation-buzz without having to repeatedly dash to da WC for da next half-hour.

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

Brat needs correction

When a male lolicon shows anger/ frustration/ dissatisfaction towards a horny/ spoiled/ noisy/ annoying/ disobedient loli brat — such as when she is sexually inducing/ seducing/ teasing him with a smug ass grin on her face — so he needs to "correct" her behavior by raping her in standing-doggy-style while grabbing her arms, and her legs also don't touch the ground. Like an adult punishing a child for their wrong behaviors, but as a kink/ fetish for lolicons.

S-Stop Teasing Sensei 💢💢💢!!
Brat Needs Correction 💢💢!!!
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lyotokuda August 9, 2024

Pi Needs You!

A humanist manifesto that brings together mathematicians and math educators around the globe to promote the message that math, in particular pi, must be humanized and inclusive rather than indifferent and elitist.

In an age of AI, where machines could spread π misinformation and disinformation, it’s of paramount importance that movements like “Pi Needs You!” reside in the mathematical consciousness of an oft-semi-innumerate lay public.

by Numerati January 5, 2025

Twink Needs

/twɪnkʰ ni:d͡z/

Slang term, a response used to describe a person whose behavior is erratic and contradictory, particularly in regards to acting massively like an incel and like a twink at the same time.

Penelope: Did you hear about what Ian found in David's diary?
Deborah: Yeah, totally twink needs.

by Lakeisha Loves Letters March 8, 2025

Fleeing Needle

A secret government organization that was made after the landing of the Fleeing Meteor due to nanites breaching government powers.

Person 1: "Dude, I heard about something called a Fleeing Needle."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I'm part of them."
Person 1: "What.. You fleer, get away from me..."
Person 2: "Are you sneezy or something?"
Person 1: "Get away from me, shame on you."

by DJ Jiaoben March 12, 2025

Canadian Needle

A sexual act where a man shits liquid diarrhea into a thin ice rod mold, freezes it, and then starts to sound with it until it breaks inside his urethra. Then he masturbates until blood, diarrhea, and semen all come out simultaneously when he finally ejaculates.

John-
"Do you want to come to my house? Everybody is going to do the Canadian needle!"

by Übermach February 4, 2026