MPB

The action of being so uptight/rigid that your Tackle box releases a noise from moderate movements (aka My Pussy Bellows disease or walking queefs)

Phil- Sorry my leather chairs are a little noisy
Mary - No problem, I Have MPB, i need to release pressure every once in awhile.
Phil- Oh thank god, i thought a sealion got loose in here

by meyouknowwho October 28, 2017

MPH

Margaritas Per Hour

She really ramped up her MPH last night and is super hungover this morning for it!

by AxonL June 14, 2018

mp3 orgasm

when you put on a really bass song on a mp3 and put it up your pussy or ass and let it shake up your insides

i love getting a mp3 orgasm

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Mpsneezy

A gangster Christian rapper who steals instrumentals and refuses to say "Naughty Words" because it could offend God.

There he goes again..... Making another mpsneezy rap.

by Duck choo cup fungi October 27, 2019

mpi

Mandatory penis inspection

Yo shane we got a MPI in 15 minutes be there or be square

by Patty rack November 25, 2019

Mpe

My point exactly.

Friend : you're so mean.
You: idgaf.
Friend: mpe.

by Keylalou December 1, 2019

Shade [MPP]

A interdimensional being that will tear everything apart infront of you, he's actually really nice if ya get to know em

hey Shade MPP, sup?

by Shade B) February 10, 2021