MPP 

Acronym: Missing Presumed Pissed: Used when persons do not show at work at the appointed time when there is no reasonable excuse other than excessive alcohol intake the previous night. Also used for any other inexplicable absence. The only valid excuse for tardiness. The term has a close association with being "As pissed as a mattress" ie having visited an establishment where "I know a place where they have food" or is otherwise skanky.

"Four drinking last night, and only one MPP ... Guess who?"
"How many MPP today?"
"Is Homer MPP?"
"Suomi boy has never been MPP ... yet"
"MPP? ... OOH, La-di-da"

MPP by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

MPP 

A MultiplayerPiano Abbreviation That we use.

MPP

MPP by Daniel176 May 25, 2021

mpp 

mpp is mainly used in shooter games to indicate that a player has to get more points before the match ends

Player 1 has 3000 points
Player 2 has 500 points

Player 1 says "player 2 mpp"
Player 2 tries his best to achive more points

mpp by NichtEasyRider May 21, 2022

MPP 

Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps. A way to indicate your unwillingness to answer a question, or to generally annoy a person who asks you a question.

Tom: Hey Jim! Did we have homework for tomorrow?
Jim: MPP
Tom: fine.... Hey! Do you remember Johns phone number?
Jim: MPP
Tom: Are you retarded?
Jim: MPP

MPP by NKGW November 19, 2010

mpp 

marc penis pic!!! can change the m with another letter such as;
tpp, app,bpp, ad soo on

lindsey wanted an mpp soo bad after a month he sent it to her

mpp by emilysisawhore February 29, 2008

MPP 

the example name for multiplayer piano

i love MPP!

MPP by Qhetaemelondatabounciruits June 23, 2022

mpp 

this means stupid barnacle

mpp slays the house boots

mpp by idrkkk October 30, 2022