Life eater 

someone who is mean, and eats people lives or ruins them

person 1: omg she totally just left me wihtout saying bye
person 2: what a life eater

Life eater by jayteenig August 18, 2010

life-is-a-loada-wank

when you're going through so much bullshit in your life at one point which makes you anxious and pissed off and you start to feel your world is coming to an end.

Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: Hi Bob what's up

Bob: Have you ever felt like your life-is-a-loada-wank

Dan: I know what you mean, man its fucked up

life-is-a-loada-wank by Arfbizit May 26, 2011

Life Without a Helmet 

Bronx, NY - based podcast featuring the gut bustingly funny unintentionally comedic musings of the four hosts Joe, Matt, Dave and Jr. They discuss a plethora of subjects from how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse to the length of Joe's ball sac. They often have friends on to promote music ventures, business grand openings or just to join in the skullduggery. Fans are encouraged to post questions on their Facebook page to be answered every week, as well as their weekly Urban Definition.

Derp- "Hey Jamie, do you listen to Life without a helmet? i hear they are available on iTunes!"
Jamie- "Yeah, i do. Even though one of them wants to sodomize DaVinci's mouth."

Life Without a Helmet by HelmeteerNumeroUno September 22, 2012

life chats

A low key hook up.

George and Emma were having life chats in the closet.

life chats by DavetheMan March 1, 2015

life was like a box of chocolates 

Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.

Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!

life was like a box of chocolates by JaileyHones January 21, 2017

Life Mistress 

The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.

Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep

Life Mistress by Stonee November 2, 2010

life break 

when you take a break, or skip out on your daily routines that you do most days.

joe: you havn't been to classes all week!
lucy: yea, i'm taking a life break.

life break by purplecurtain March 26, 2011