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spontaneous human combustion 

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.
The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.

AP Human Geography 

A high school advanced placement class focused around studying where people live and why. It is an interesting and likable class if you pay attention and have the right teacher but if you don't you may be that kid that sleeps in the back and gets a 2 on the exam. Although APHG can be tedious at time, it applies to current events and will give you a better understanding of the world around you. The class gets 5/5 stars.
AP Human Geography is an awesome class, prove me wrong.

milky tears of human love 

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.
Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!
a perfect human by iShouldRun June 30, 2016

super human satchle 

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...

buzzin' human 

Term used to describe someone who has unusual body features or mannerisms/behaviour, which contribute to them being an all round weird one. You will often find yourself humoured by the particular person just upon mere observation.
look at Caz's face mate, he is one buzzin' human
buzzin' human by mario@glos September 5, 2010

Rancid human

Someone who’s acts are frankly disgusting, ie wearing lonsdale trainers and tracksuit bottoms, not washing their hands after a dump. They normally are from The fens.
Like at him he’s just took a dump and not washed his hands, what a rancid humanBet he’s a tough smoker from the fens.