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Harry Styles 

Harry Styles is the most overrated guy ever. Like, I don't see why people love him so much. He has the face of a monkey and my 6-year-old cousin.
My friend: OMG I LOVEEEE HARRY STYLES!!

Me: Who da fuque names their song Watermelon Sugar?!?!?!?!?

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter is the boy who lived. yes thats right and he will outlive you to, he will chase down all your horcruxes and make sure they are destroyed. Then come after you personally and blow your face off. He's just so Magical, he doesn't even need sleep. He just sits up every night crying about his dead parents. Yes thats right, the boy who lived has the parents who didnt live.
He lives in a cupboard under your staircase, but i bet you never noticed. thats why he's so scrawny looking, you never cared to feed him. And ever term he runs away, to a magical school where he learns spells the he can use to plot revenge against you, simply because he can. But thats not all he does! He sneaks around stealing books from the forbidden section of the library under his invisibility cloak and making cults against the ministry of magic and Voldemort (Dumbledores Army). And when he gets caught out he flys off on his firebolt (broom) leaving all his friends behind to fix it for him.Then once its dealt with he just mosies on back in like it never happened, then jump down a tunnel and get kiddnapped by his own goddfather, letting his best mates hideous rat escape, allowing the Dark Lord, Voldemort to come back to full power. Then when hes in denial he decides it'd be great fun to breakinto the ministry of magic, with his anti-ministry of magic cult. He's so rad like that, hes such a wizard gangsta. And he's gonna outlive you to!
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Harry Potter 

Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One!
Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.
Harry Potter by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Harry Potter 

It is a fucking boring british culture that no one actually likes it is full of cunts and pricks and british tea drinking twats
Harry Potter by _ig.adam February 6, 2017

Harry styles 

The biggest pussy to ever walk the planet. Where’s dresses, is confused as to whether he is a man or a woman. Makes shit music.
Hey, is that Harry Styles?”
“Yea, he’s the worlds biggest pussy!”
“Yea, fuck that guy! I wanna beat the shit out of his scrawny little ass!”
“Same!”
Harry styles by Fuckharrystyles January 1, 2021

Harry Potter 

The main character in the Harry Potter series, written by JK Rowling. Harry is a dynamic character throughout the novels and discovers so much about his past, present and future with each of his experiences at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is known to wear glasses, be slightly scrawny and be an amazing wizard. He has a thunderbolt shaped scar on his forehead, given to him by Lord Voldemort, the villain of the series. The thunderbolt, being a defining Harry Potter characteristic.
Person 1: I'm going to be Harry Potter, the wizard, for Halloween. He is my favorite character in the series.
Person 2: I like him too. You better draw a scar on your forehead so people will know you are Harry Potter. Wear glasses too.
Harry Potter by deejpeach October 29, 2012