Cheesy Sausage Link 

When Four Guys surround one dude in the middle and dry hump the person in the middle while one of them grabs their meat, and others tickle their ballsack, fingers their butthole, and grab his duck through his pants.

1: “Hey guys wanna have a cheesy Sausage Link”
2: “yea I love having my balls tickled”

Cheesy Sausage Link by Fire Vandercook May 7, 2022

Trout-sausage 

Used to describe something that's a load of nonsense or very annoying/ not ideal

That whole pandemic was a load of trout-sausage.

That man was talking pure trout-sausage.

Trout-sausage by Wordsnstuff12477 November 25, 2022

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.

Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.

Blind Sausage Whiff by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.

When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage

Pop out a sausage by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

Dropping the Sausage 

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

Dropping the Sausage by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011

slapping the sausage 

A phrase the means to masturbate.

I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.

slapping the sausage by Anonymous 69 69 March 5, 2014

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme

When you trick your partner by using a ramen noodle spice package as a condom but then they give you a blowjob and taste the seasoning. They bite your dick with the intent of revenge but realize that you we're using a sausage casing full of chicken blood as your dick the whole time.

"I gave my girl The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme and she didn't call the cops on me"
"She's a keeper bro"
"I know I'm thinking of proposing this July"
"Oh no way, congrats bro"
"Thanks, bro"

The ol' spicy sausage surprise switcheroo supreme by SpikingThePuns July 1, 2016