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Lesbian Carrot Sauce

When you throw a taco full of semen at a lesbian as punishment for your eternal suffering.
I gave her a taste of Lesbian Carrot Sauce.
by TheWettestDream February 1, 2017
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ur dad lesbian

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me ur dad lesbian
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solersystom entirly collapses
universe is completely obliterated
the multiverse completely dies
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lip tint lesbian

In between a chapstick lesbian and a lipstick lesbian; a lip tint lesbian is lower maintenance and typically lives in jeans, but does enjoy a strappy pair of heels, sexy tops, make up, and admires fashion more than a chapstick would
I saw Brenda last night dressed in a tight dress and heels with a full face of make up, but I usually see her rocking converses, hoodies, and beanies. She's such a lip tint lesbian.
by ottersarewaterbreathingdogs December 14, 2022
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Boarding School Lesbian

A girl who may not actually be homosexual in the conventional sense but engages in lesbian activity in her boarding school due to no available males.
I was pissed about being away from boys but maybe I could still get my sugar from some Boarding School Lesbian.
by ApricotFields September 28, 2018
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Lesbian Milf Hunter

A lesbian who goes out looking for hot moms.
She’s a lesbian milf hunter because she’s always out looking for single moms.
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
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a comeback to roast people with cuz you epic
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Lesbian Black Magic

(noun)

1. The answer to life, the universe, and everything. Can be used in place of any answer. Lesbian Black Magic (commonly referred to as LBM) is a generic answer used to respond to any question.
Other generic answers in this category are "because," "42," and "Chuck Norris," other words that will answer ANY question.

2. The strongest power in the universe. The Force can't even compare to LBM.
Guy 1: "What's the answer to number four?"
Guy 2: "Lesbian Black Magic."
Guy 1: "OHH. Right, right. Should've thought of that."

OR

Guy 1: "DUDE. She totally blasted me with her Lesbian Black Magic!"
Guy 2: "Are you alright?! I'm surprised you're still alive!"
by LesbianBlackMagic May 27, 2011
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