Pigskin Facial

When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.

The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.

"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"

Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game

by Solpiercer August 21, 2013

equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

walkin facial

a person who willingly walks around with cum on their face after recieving a facial before cleaning themselves up.

Girl: hi guys
Guy: well looks like someone is sporting the "walkin facial". Why not clean up first before leaving.
Girl: cuz I like how cumm feels on my face!

by Gaius Julius ceasar September 30, 2013

pastey faced fucker

someone who is so white its annoying.its not racist tho

You:look at that pastey faced fucker heas so white he is reflecting the sun into my eyes.go get a tan some colour .. ..lol......damn pastey faced fucker

by real phrases January 11, 2014

cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.

Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!

by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

sauce-faced sadist

A poor or incompetent sadist; an embarrassing excuse for a sadist. Expression said to have come from the Mary Gaitskill story "A Romantic Weekend" in which a self-described sadist gets pizza sauce on himself while trying to be menacing.

Carla Ciccone's expose paints Jian Ghomeshi as a sauce-faced sadist.

by elektrax October 27, 2014