Getting majorly screwed by a computerized system that messes up critical functions. (Drawn from the epic fail of a government pay system).
Seriously, I'm not getting my paychecks, my e-mails aren't fuctioning , I'm not showing up in the system and, well - I just hate getting Phoenixed.
by Solpiercer May 04, 2017
An extraordinarily large spending spree, often characterized by blatant overspending, often associated with trying to reach fulfillment and happiness through modern day consumerism.
"I was gobsmacked when my wife presented me with my share of the bill for the (Christmas, wedding, renovation, etc.) Spendapalooza!"
by Solpiercer January 04, 2016
When a girl receives a football in the face, usually by accident.
The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
The Pigskin Facial was made famous by Sportscaster Pam Oliver in 2013.
"Man, that throw was a perfect spiral, she should have caught it with her hands, but instead she got a massive pigskin facial!"
Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game
Video example, see: Pam Oliver takes Chandler Harnish football to the face before Colts-Giants game
by Solpiercer August 20, 2013