What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.
"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."
by JustAnotherGuy February 03, 2010
A lameass school in Champaign, Illinois under the admninistration of Dan Cole, who doesnt have a clue what in God's name he is doing...... Example of a lameass policy..... (excerpt from handbook) any student who misses 15 or more class days ,without special permission from the administration, will have to attend summer classes, in order to advance to the next grade, because that student has not "mastered" that subject......... so sure even if youre gettin a C or above in all of youre classes, you still get flunked! basically they are incouraging you to bring sick kids to school so they can get other kids sick....stupid evangelists
by Don_incognito April 30, 2005
This is an institution in Fort Worth, TX. It is populated by wannabe-yuppie scum who are busy learning to be real yuppie scum. Many decadent people attend this school, but enjoy the facade that going to a "respectable" school gives them. Ted Bundy would be in heaven here. Also, some people have been forced to leave their homes when TCU decided to pay people to wreck them to the ground, that way this institution could have YET ANOTHER building for yuppie "education", even as they already have a whooooole lot of 'em. To openly insult these untouchables while living in Fort Worth is not only the epitome of "uncool" here, but also potentially harmful to you.
In Fort Worth, to submit to, obey, and appease people like those who populate the Texas Christian University campus is considered REAL REBELLION. If you don't find this scenario palatable, DON'T COME HERE. STAY AWAY. I'M WARNING YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME.
by VyleKyleWillClaimHisRevenge June 13, 2009
(Phrase) Shouted when someone starts marching around like a soldier because they're pissed at soemthing. Annoys the angered party with church music.
a: You shit your pants or you normally walk like...
b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!
c: onward christian soldiers
a: marching as to war!
b: SHUTHEFUCKUP!
c: onward christian soldiers
a: marching as to war!
by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004
Crossings is a school for the self-righteous assholes to send their kids to bring them “closer to god”, but in reality the kids just build a mob mentality to vilify any kid that they see as “different”. The kids there receive a minimal education that one could have at public school and they become prejudiced against anyone that isn’t in a middle class white family that goes to church every sunday. The teachers preach homophobic and racist bias to instill a “godly” mindset. In reality, Crossings people are from families that aren’t wealthy enough to go to Casady or Heritage so they try to make up for lack of wealth by pretending to be religious. Crossings is full of assholes that don’t know anything about religion, but they are taught to be biased against every minority in society. Fuck Crossings
Crossings is a cult of prejudiced cuntbags that act self-righteous to make up for their lack of financial success.
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School
That kid driving a shitty pickup truck wearing fake Gucci slides must go to Crossings Christian School
by Beeph69 May 20, 2019
a christian school with jacked up values who think you are going to hell if you are gay and have sex before marriage. they also believe that men are the head of everything. there is no diversity there as well.
by mcnuggetdestroyer September 02, 2019
Death metal with all the metal taken out of it, in order to make it palatable for the faithful, duped masses who think their tyrannical god cares what lyrics somebody else growls into a microphone.
Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
by Air-Zee June 27, 2011