Turtle

A TURTLE is a weird creature that will hide when scared.

Danm foo he's such a TURTLE!

by Edwardo G. SS December 8, 2016

Turtle necking

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

by Jr LS August 13, 2017

turtled

To have a shit come half way out but then use your booty to push it back in.

"Fuck man, My shit is coming ou- oh wait it turtled."

by FluffyIsMyNameM8 October 27, 2017

turtleneck sweater

An uncircumcised sweater

Sarah: "I like your turtleneck sweater!"
John: "Which one?"

by Squirrel Boi December 6, 2017

turtle man

a turtle thats a man

hey look, its turtle man!

by turtle man 5 September 28, 2018

turtle_farp

A cool username used by only the greatest people. Someone that has a turtle_farp username is just incredible at everything.

Gamer: "Wait, are you a turtle_farp?"
turtle_farp: "Yes I am."

by turtle_farp June 4, 2021

Fear Turtle

When a person is nervous, a turtle-head aka feces begins to exit the anus, without consent.

Dude, that movie was so scary, I had a major "Fear Turtle!"

by DandA6 February 27, 2009