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Robert

A very stunning, funny, and caring person. A person who gets all the ladies and could steal your girl. He is very easy to talk to. A little bit awkward though other than that, a very good friend.
That other day was soooo much fun. You have to be a Robert.
by i knee'd a daddy January 21, 2022
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Robert

This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022
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Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.
Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 29, 2022
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Robert

Is a funnee man who's is very tall with a huge weiner and a big brain he also like lasagna
Sarah: Have you seen Robert?
Michelle: Yeah his cock is massive
by Marketparrakeet January 30, 2022
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Robert and Evelyn

Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are

in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
Robert and Evelyn are cute together =)
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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Roberta Ford

An irredeemable ruthless female assassin.
Roberta Ford wanted to be the star of the show, so she tried to undermine, overpower, walk over, or get rid of anybody that wasn't part of her program.
by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021
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Robert

If you meet a Robert, just know that man has a massive wang.

Through the years Robert has come to appreciate the Pink Cigar between his legs, and it has made him the man he is.
by CyanideAngel December 16, 2021
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