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thats what your mom said when you were born 

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)
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Bob: Hey Greg! You look like yo mom!
Greg: Jump in a hole Bob!
Bob: Can't that hole is as ugly as yo mom!
Greg: $#%&^^ %$(&^^%$&*%#!
Yo Mom by TheTootChugger345 June 28, 2011

Ultra Instinct Mom 

"Well I love Chicken"

Summary
Ultra Instinct Mom(ウルトラ本能ママ)
Is a Non-Human God Like Mom And Is a fictional character of the howieazy howieazy series she's appeared in most of howieazy series espically Ultra Instinct Mom Series. She is known for beating up her relatives such as blacku (her son)
his dad and many other innocent people altough she was defeated by her mother although she is a very overpowered mom

Power And Stats
Tier: 1B
Name: Ultra Instinct Mom or UI Mom
Origin: Howeiazy Series
Gender: Female
Age: Unknown
Classification: Transcendent deity

Powers and Abilities: Nigh-Immortality, Regeneration,Reality Warping,Spatial Manipulation,Nigh-Omnipotent,Omnipresence, Life & Death Manipulation, Power Nullification, Energy Manipulation, Information Manipulation, Telekenisis

Attack Potency: Low Hyperverse
Speed: Omnipresence
Lifting Strengh: Unknown
Striking Strength: Low-Hyperversal Level
Stamina: Infinite |Incalculable
Range: Hyperversal

Intellegence: Unknown
Weaknesses: Call her mother she's (One Above All)
Blacku: Watch Out Grandma there is ultra instinct mom
Mom: HURRY UP AND BAKE THE CHICKEN
Blacku: Mom I dont have time
Ultra Instinct Mom by Critikoji August 29, 2018

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins 

doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)
Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.

Me when your mom 

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".
Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.
Me when your mom by AleanTiger69 September 19, 2021

soccer mom

An arrogant rude peice of shit. She drives around a gargantuan, gas guzzling, jap crap suv. She has no life, and gets angry because hubby is at work all day. Speaking of hubby, he's probably masturbating at Hooters while his stupid bimbo wife maxes out the credit card. It's a miracle anyone would even want to fuck a soccer mom, because they are fat and ugly.
My mom is not a soccer mom. She let's me play GTA: Vice City Stories on my psp while she drives a pickup truck at the speed limit. Then I take a break from my game to flip off the soccer mom passing us at 70 mph. She gets in an accident trying to cover her kids eyes.