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The J. Jackson Principle of Life

It States, If you not a brawler, then you a baller, if you not a baller, you a shout caller, if you not a shout caller, then you one dumb bitch..........
The J. Jackson Principle of Life says, Brawler is to baller, as baller is to caller, as caller is to bitch :D

Dr. Jackson 

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.
Patrick C; "ARUGGHHHH"
Dr. Jackson; "God dammit you little shit"

Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson 

(Fuh-shawn-duh Yoo-nee-kwuh Sel-e-nah Kway-lah-nuh Yoo-lon-duh Jacks-on)

The queen of all you muthafuckas that treat Urban Dictionary like some damn LinkedIn.com-type shit. Nobody gonna give a shit about how u got dis big dick or how much of a punk ass bitch fuck boy dis otha muthafucka is.
"yall muthafuckas need to stop sucking yo own dick and get an education and a damn job!! fo real!!"

~ Fashawndah Uniqua Celeena Kwaylana Yulonda Jackson

deon jackson 

deon jackson is a jackass mother fucker who is a fucken fraddyass
jackass ass whole who can not hit the broad side of a barn
deon jackson by dumb ass September 14, 2004

Samuel L. Jackson 

1. Noun. One of the best American actors of all time. Often has roles as a bad ass, which is a role he plays better than anyone.

2. Verb. As is characteristic of many of Samuel L. Jackson movies, to yell something deep and filled with curse words to a person over and extended period of time. To constantly speak in a loud tone of voice regardless of the subject matter.

3. Verb. To speak violent things in a calm tone of voice while looking at the person with crazy eyes. This makes you scary as hell.
If you keep talking shit, motherfucker, I'm gonna Samuel L. Jackson your ass!

Person 1: Why are you yelling at me?
Samuel L. Jackson: Because this is how I talk motherfucker! Aint you seen any of my movies?
Samuel L. Jackson by BombACat July 18, 2010

Micheal Jackson 

Wasn't he a singer? ... I dunno.
I Micheal Jackson'd all over the bathroom. Don't use it.