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None Humanity Monke

When monke is lose all Humanity and makes all men praise him and makes them play pokemon so they can learn how to catch some bitches
I am love this none humanity monke he made me learn how to catch bitches
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Pollination (human sex act)

When you masturbate on to a female's belly, and after cumming, she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb, thus impregnation.

You're pollinating her, like a flower.

When you grow tired of missionary all the time, you have to freshen things up with bizarre / absurd sexual acts, that somehow turn you on more than normal sex.

Masturbating in front of the female, is like when you fap to hentai / porn, which is part of the appeal.
I just pollinated her. (pollination (human sex act))
by Andrew E Cooper July 16, 2025
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Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.
Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.
by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020
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The human goblet

The act of squeezing urine out of a gaping asshole so that it runs down between the persons legs.
Dude, you should ask Jess about the human goblet.
by maxluwu June 12, 2019
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worst types of humans

these are some of the worst people you could meet in the whole history of paradox space
you’d wanna gauge your head into a pool of lava after meeting some of these people
{{ WARNING: MENTIONS OF PEDOPHILIA, ZOOPHILIA, AND OTHER GROSS AND DISTURBING THINGS }}
some examples of people on the “worst types of humans”

PEDOPHILE; someone who likes kids
ZOOPHILE; someone who likes animals
NECROPHILE; someone who likes corpses
JACK DOHERTY; harasses people in public and has his body guards protect him when they fight back
LOLI/SHOTA-CONS; someone who likes little girls(loli) or little boys(shota) in manga/anime
NECROZOOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead animals
NECROPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes dead kids
NECROPEDOZOO; someone who likes dead baby animals (ONE OF THE WORST)
PLUSHOPHILE; someone who likes plushies
PLUSHOPEDOPHILIAC; someone who likes plushies that highly resemble kids (similar to loli/shota-cons, but not the same)
PLUSHOZOOPHILE; someone who likes animal plushies (these peoples are usually furries)
PLUSHOPEDOZOOPHILIAC: someone who likes animal plushies that highly resemble kids (ONE OF THE WORST)

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by I like penguinssss November 15, 2024
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Human Centipede

A term used to describe suck ass management structures.
That fucktard is now paid on higher duties for a management position. He’s now working his up the the Human Centipede.
by TIMMY, timmy. November 28, 2020
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Human

You are one or at least I think you are . Humans are living beings. They are the smartest beings and yet the dumbest ones. I would even say humans are the most emotional beings out there. Humans live on purpose . They all try to find their purpose in this world and when they feel no purpose they get fucking depressed mostly . Quick little note - u don’t need to do something big or make a huge difference before you die just be a decent fucking human. Humans are powerful and very fascinating but humans need to know how to use their knowledge and advancements for the good. They can do good. Some do ofc but I feel majority don’t .humans are also the most diverse living beings . Each and everyone one are different from each other. Well anyways remember to appreciate you being part of something big aka the universe. And enjoy life it’s too short not to. Besides you get t.o live only once so don’t regret not doing things on your death bed because this is your last chance .
hello there I’m a human

‘ those are humans
by coolingeomentrybox May 24, 2022
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