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slammed ham

Tenderized lady parts.
Man, my girl last night had the best slammed ham west of the Mississippi.
by A naughty mouse 123 November 28, 2020
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flapping ya ham

Some dirty sket who's fanny lips are always wrapped around some fat jerk off's cock.
Hey girl stop being a dirty sket and always Flapping ya Ham.
by Number one Ham Flapper April 30, 2011
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yam and ham

When something super dope just happened.

Similar to "Shake and Bake."
Brosef: Yo dog, I just got a new Bench PR!

Brosef's friend: Nice! I been makin' serious gains!

Brosef: Yam and ham!
by Britt_ April 5, 2015
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eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes
karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
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[turkey, ham] SamBae

A sandwich that includes, one bagel (onion bagels works well) turkey or ham, tomato, mild cheddar, oregano, and pepper. Then toast in oven together. Add mayo and lettuce after toasting then enjoy on a paper plate.
Josh: Hey man, you feel like eating a turkey, ham SamBae?

Zac: No

Josh: Fine, you grundel! (See grundel)
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
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Honey Glazed Ham

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.
by Hade5079 November 10, 2010
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press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.
Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.
by Ivan January 23, 2004
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