I am so sick of Virginia ham. All I eat is Virginia ham, all I feed my kids is Virginia ham. We want to be paid with anything but Virginia ham. -No bananas for us:(
by antenna1 March 12, 2022
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Dustin: Dude I went ham on my dick.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
Alex: Dude why you had to beat it up that much?!
Dustin: No like ham as in I went home and masturbated!
Alex: ...you’re gay.
by ColJack June 14, 2019
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Colin : Eeeeeeeeew!!!!! Who's opened the ham? Was it you you dirty little rotter? That's rank that is.
Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
Bouncer : I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir, and advise sir that sir is no longer welcome in this establishment.
by Pourl January 15, 2008
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"So, Jamie, which one of your side meats was that? Was he the sausage you were bragging about the other day?"
"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
"No, just a City Ham, but he still makes for a decent snack."
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