cunt grunt

a queef or vaginal fart

After sex, sally let out a cunt grunt.

by jesus frog October 20, 2010

Cunt Ruckus

n.) The meaningless banter or bitching that occurs in a group of effeminate individuals.

Also; Loud noise, talking and gossip in any group of people. Used as a derogatory term for men chatting loudly like women.

"Bloody fuck! What's this goddamn cunt ruckus about!?"

by Putrid Filth January 19, 2006

Cunt poker

A lesbian.
Has to finger fuck 'cause she ain't got a cock to satisfy her beatch.

Loretta is such a voracious cunt poker! Her hands always smell of fish fingers.

by silkpouch September 15, 2007

Cunt Waft

An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.

"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."

by Doyle69 January 16, 2009

cunt nut

an irritable bastard thats presence is enough to piss you right off

fuck off cunt nut

by wide-o of wide-os March 11, 2009

Cunt Cane

Often mistaken for a Selfie Stick, an item to take pictures of oneself.

"Its not a Selfie stick, its a cunt cane"

by hmusic May 31, 2015

Cunt grove

A vagina that is so deep and wide that you can see everything inside

Your moms Cunt grove was so ridiculous that I shat my pants

by GiorgioM August 22, 2009