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1: A gizmo for taking "selfies" using a cell phone for those in constant need of attention and self affirmation.

2: What your mother assured you would grow hair on your palms and make you go blind by playing with it.
She grabbed his selfie stick and took a selfie doing something no one cares about (unless she's attractive and or almost nude)
by Will @ BrinkZone June 01, 2015
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/ˈsɛlfi stɪk/ (noun)

• An elongated rod, usually made out of plastic or steel, with a camera on one end and a dense moron on the other.

• An aid for the disabled. Akin to the physically challenged using a walking stick, the mentally challenged use a selfie stick.
Girl: "Check out this totally adorbz piccie I took of me and my girlies with my new selfie stick!"
Boy: "I don't want to live on this planet any more."
by silverfruit January 04, 2015
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A monopod for dumb people who need to ruin perfectly good pictures but sticking their faces over part/most of it. Created primarily to allow girls (mainly) to fit more fake friends in to a picture and to prevent issues with fat faces and picture distortion form holding the camera to close to the face, which are all symptoms of selfies held and arm length.
"I took a picture at a concert with my selfie stick - so you can see me having fun at the event and I can place value on myself based on this photo"
by AmericanSwag February 02, 2015
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A complete and utter waste of your money and way to annoy all the normal people around you
I about to punch that girl flashing her selfie stick in everyone faces
by penisbutterrocks April 09, 2015
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used to take a selfie from a far angle, normally used by insecure white girls who don't like close ups.
No mom its a selfie stick so they cant see my pimples
by tuckahoe in bed April 16, 2015
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