chris guarino

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet

Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.

by punaniman February 19, 2021

Chris Cook

Cutest man in the world. He is In touch with his emotions and the gives the BEST snuggles in the world. He can lift you up when you are feeling down. He always works really hard at his job, and is never done learning. He has a beautiful imagination. And only wants the best for everyone around him. He would dance with the stars if he could. He is the kind of man that will wiggle to some music with a blanket over his head pretending to be a ghost. He is funny and also really likes stupid memes and that parts not debatable.

A Chris cook is what you need in your life.

by Alexandragon123 February 23, 2021

Chris’s Mom

The hottest and sluttiest hoe on the West Coast

I fucked Chris’s mom last night

by Erect GreenBean March 19, 2021

Chris Vanderkooy

Handsome daddy with an amazing mustache::)

Who's your favorite member of Peach Pit?
Ah, easy, it's Chris Vanderkooy!

by Oofian March 20, 2021

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.

Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021

Chris Houps

Houps a man intent on messing with Hawaiians!

A Chris Houps is an adolescent and hairy as part of their hipster lifestyle

Houps Always be talking s*** about Hawaiians!

by Portuguese Fabio March 24, 2021

Chris with a K

I’m in love with him ig

“Oh that’s Chris with a K”

“Really? Isn’t he a furry or something?”

“Yeah lol”

by Itachiisreallyhotlol April 1, 2021