Kells 

woman mastermind with the power to "woo" any woman to with his chessey chat up lines and "peter andre" esc moves....

Kells :your eyes are more beautiful than heaven itself.

Girl :oh, take me kells, TAKE ME!

Kells by The Master September 22, 2003

Scissor Kill, Bitch 

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

Scissor Kill, Bitch by Unfrgvbl fo life January 4, 2008

West Virginia Road Kill 

When a person is going down on a girl while so intoxicated that they vomit into her vagina.

"I was so drunk when I was going down on her that I turned her Beaver into West Virginia Road Kill."

West Virginia Road Kill by J.S.C. August 29, 2006

Can't live with her, can't kill her 

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

Can't live with her, can't kill her by smurf August 23, 2004

kill 

Causing another person to look like a tool by yelling their name loudly in a public place and then hiding. May be repeated multiple times for maximum effect.

"That was an excellent kill Chris, Tom had no idea what was going on."

kill by asketchykid February 18, 2007

kill it 

1. To masturbate, jack off, stroke it, usually used in context to not let the opposite sex know what you mean.
(kill)
2. To fantasize about someone while masturbating.

1. "After that I went home and killed it"
2. "I killed Susie last night, and Betty too."

kill it by beatbums October 21, 2003

murder death kill

From the movie demolition man. Said in context of something being particularly bad for you.

Try this bacon lard cheese dip, it's murder death kill.

murder death kill by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004