Jelly AF

This is a term used by an individual to express how insanely jealous they are of another person's belongings or situation. The Jelly is an abbreviation for Jealous, the AF stands for As F**k.

Stuart: OH my gosh, I just won the $600 Million jackpot on the powerball lottery!!!
Brian: Wow, I'm Jelly AF!

by The real C mama January 7, 2022

Corncob Jelly

Gelatinous film with bits of corn left on you member after having relations with a hillbilly woman in a corn field.

That girl left the biggest pool of corncob jelly in my front seat after I dropped her off at the Boars Nest.

by The bag man carl September 2, 2015

Jelli

When someone just wants to get a feel of your butt to see if it jiggles when lifted and dropped.

Or

Someone just wants to ask for permission to take a picture of your butt because they like how it looks

Me "hey does my butt look like it has gotten bigger?" Her "I don't know, hmm, let me get a jelli"

by Dank musky August 9, 2023

Jelly-Necking

When you get so drunk, wasted, turnt, hammered, any term that means you’re so fucked up, your neck can’t hold your head; leaving it bob around in every direction.

John’s head is bobbing around so much, he’s Jelly-Necking pretty hard.

by Yung MacGyver September 27, 2020

Jelly Bean

A fat, gay Mexican.

Guy1: So this fat vato walks up to me and asked if he could have my burrito. I wasn't even eating.

Guy 2: Ah, he must have been a Jelly Bean!

by Stasch42 October 21, 2017

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023