Suppository essay

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

by jman101 September 9, 2013

financial escape velocity

It occurs when income earned from your investments is consistently greater than your spending, allowing you to live off of your savings indefinitely.

I'll retire once I've achieved financial escape velocity.

by trapclap January 3, 2015

Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.

"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."

by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014

Premature Esnackulation

When you buy a large amount of snack food as a stash, then proceed to eat it all at once.

I try not to buy much junk food when I do groceries, my boyfriend suffers from premature esnackulation.

by JuggLife May 31, 2016

Mole Ester

Mole Ester, your neighbour who sits in his basement everyday and consumes/demolishes doritos.

Mole Ester, who the fuck is Mole Ester?!
- JustaMinx

by Aksually April 11, 2020

Marena Esho

The only girl that would make ur mouth drop is Marena Esho she is unbelievably sexy and I just make my mouth water when looking at her Theres only one of Marena Esho so dont let them go!!!

OMG MARENA ESHO IS SO SEXY DATE MEE!!!

by LOLGANGA June 18, 2020

Watchlist Escape Velocity

When your list of shows to watch starts growing faster than you can watch them.

“I keep finding new shows. At this rate, I’ll never be able to finish them all! I think I’ve hit watchlist escape velocity.”

by TheGreatKatyusha October 27, 2020