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Fuck me in the ass cold 

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
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getting a cold from drinking cold beer in the cold weather at some random house party b/c everyone is standing out in the yard smoking.
dude, the party was fun, but i got a bad case of the beer cold.
beer cold by cindymindy October 16, 2007

angle cold 

when it seems you have a cold, but then you change the position of your body and it goes away
I was sitting down and my nose was stuffed up. I stood up to grab a tissue and it went away. I hate angle colds.
angle cold by awesomeselflover September 15, 2010

Alaskan Cold Front 

When you turn the freezer too low while performing a Charleston Chocolate Banana.
"Oh shit my dick fell off, I think I accidentally did an Alaskan Cold Front."

hand in cold water

An Italian-American Mafia expression for the first time you kill someone.
He put his hand in cold water. Really, how did he do it? He beat da kid to death wit a 2x4!!!
ice kill get rid of whack
hand in cold water by Hell owe January 22, 2016

in cold blood 

with out feeling, with cruelty and malice
That bastard killed my dog in cold blood.