Sugar free shlong

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her

Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.

by Chanllie May 11, 2020

porn free zone

A Porn Free Zone (a pfz) is a device that is yet to screen pornographic videos. This could be your laptop, tablet or phone. This normally accurs when you first acquire your media device and feel it would be kept more clean with out viewing pornigraphic websites.
It is impossible for the device to go through its entire life cycle without porn but the battle to stay away as long as possible can become a mental challenge amongst peers.
(this does not include saved screenshots of snapchat sluts)

Tobe : hey did you see that creampie teen vid last night ?
Jord: no I didn't, any good ?
Tobe: yes mate, chuck us your phone and I'll get it up
Jord: no can do, it's a new phone and I'm keeping it a porn free zone
Tobe: what? You have had it 3 months and it's still pfz!! What the fuck
Jord: I know. I'm doing well

porn free cum sluts device

by Mr Peeper June 26, 2016

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

Free head day

On December 3rd its national free head day for the boys

Hey Scott its national free head day lemme give you sloppy

by pre.ium December 3, 2020

Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best

by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019

smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014