Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015

Finger Free February

For the whole month of February girls can not masterbate at all

Girl “haha it’s November nnn bitch
Boy “ did you froget about Finger Free February

by Aj Chisholm November 2, 2020

smoke free campus

one of the lower rings of hell. A community college or university campus that prohibits smoking or tobacco use. studends are forced to use tremendous ingenuity to find places and methods of smoking to avoid capture by authorities.

Smoker #1 *flicks bic*
smoker #2 dude no...
Smoker #1 why not? your smoking...?

Smoker #2 yeah, but I glued my cigarette to the inside of my coffee thermos so it will look like Im just drinking really really hot coffee.
Smoker #1 genius!
smoker #2 fuck this smoke free campus

by the buckeye smoker January 22, 2014

Free nude pass

This coupon is for one nude only from anyone you can't say no or you don't love your mom

Jaime used his coupon on his gf. Free nude pass is the best

by Joe daddy left you November 30, 2019