Skip to main content

The Haunting Of Hill House 

An incredible show, perhaps one of the best, with a terrifying story, awesome acting, mind-blowing cinematography and full of emotions.
Guy 1: "Whoa, that scare was insane. Also, did you notice that ghost in the background?"

Guy 2: "There's been a hella lot of hidden ghosts in basically every episode of The Haunting Of Hill House."

(There really is a lot of hidden ghosts).
The Haunting Of Hill House mug front
Get the The Haunting Of Hill House mug.
See more merch

Jerry’s House

Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!

Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!

You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.

Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.

The Loud House Revamped 

The loud house revamped is the longest fanfiction even beating out "The Sub Space Emissary's World Conquest" which was a smash bros fanfic that held the title for a long time.

The loud house revamped as tvtropes.org states "The Loud House Massive Multiplayer Crossover fanfic created by Jamesdean5842 and updated (almost) daily since 2017. It involves the author himself, referred to as J.D. Knudson, moving to Royal Woods in Michigan and meeting the Loud family, embarking on lots of adventures and fighting evil as Team Loud Phoenix Storm."

The fanfic has around 16,000,000 words
Hey did you know that The Loud House Revamped is the longest fanfic?

Slay the house down girly

When a (annoying) girl wants another girl to succeed; make fun of girls who say slay way too much
O M G you are about to do your presentation? Slay the house down girly!

Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace 

A location in Afghanistan in which the owner salil sells his curry. It is used as a synonym for the word cock.
e.g "my Salil's Curry House and Sashimi Palace is so fucking hard rn"

Egg Kevin’s house 

A good roblox game where your choices matter, recommended
Person 1: have you played Egg Kevin’s house on roblox?

Person 2: yes! It’s such a good game!

Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.
As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”
Trump as House Speaker by Fasters October 21, 2023