The Gardian

When you do 6 of anything in a sporting event!

3 of anything is called a hat trick!
4 is called the golden sombrero!
5 is called the Olympic Rings!
6 hasn't had a name until that one time the Gardian picked off 6 Black Sox in a ball game with the greatest pickoff move known to man!

by TheGard March 31, 2022

The Gardner Effect

The phenomenon in which certain men will come to the defense of a woman simply because of her gender, while others renounce them. Often occurs in male-dominated group chats when a female is added. This effect causes discord among all parties involved.

The Splatoon-based group chat "Sprayze" was struck with the Gardner Effect when Amelia joined.

by XenoPixel April 4, 2022

Amelia Gardner

Is awesome. Loves playing basketball. Is a girl but doesn’t let that stop her!

Amelia Gardner Is Awesome

‘Amelia is skinnier than’ Pesti’s ex imma just leave it at that’

‘I had a introspection and I decided the behavior I had was unjust with Amelia, I made things right with Amelia and apologized to her and I think if we added her back it would only have a net positive benefit because I would be very nice to her and also she wants to very badly.’

by ganonboar April 11, 2022

Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses

I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work

by D Flawless July 19, 2022