Knox on the Door

When you or a small Girl Scout knocks on a strangers door to sell some cookies, and immedeately about 16 german sheppards attack the door, growling and barking in a rabbid fashion. Then a deranged man in a wife-beater, comes out with a shot-gun and tells you to run off. Reminding you of Fort Knox.

Girl Scout 1: "I hope this nice man buys at least one cookie, so that I can afford a new shirt, other than this one I've been wearing since I was 2."

Girl Scout 2: "I hope this isnt one of those Knox on the Door. I just want to sell one cookie."

by jrodwriter November 29, 2009

barn door

vb. 1. the act of purchasing an item at a reduced price before the real value has restored to potentially make a profit.
n. 2. an item purchased before the real value has restored.

Jon believed that barn dooring as many players as possible would hide the fact he knows nothing about football because he is gay.

by Renziek November 16, 2010

shut the front door

shut the front door does NOT mean shut the F up it means to shut somebody down in a sport or to stop somebody

the Miami Dolphins shut the front door on the Jets last night

by bighugebengalsfan October 10, 2009

next door neighbours mice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!

by lou December 10, 2003

doorknob

the knob of the century just as remarkalble as your mom

oh she has got one big doorknob i could twist that alnight

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004

Doorknob

A term used to describe the act of grabbing a female's breast with ones hand, twisting it, and pulling on it before releasing. This is best done while yelling "doorknob" in their face.

The term doorknob was coined by a Canadian who likened this act to that of opening a door.

"Chris' girlfriend was being a bitch so he doorknob'd her at the party in front of everyone, he's now single."

"If a girl kicks you in the junk you should retaliate with a doorknob."

by Angelius October 29, 2009

Legendary Door

The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

by Falkan March 4, 2003