Mississippi College 

-A Christian University
-Full of Hypocrites
-A Bubble that contains you for 4 or more years of your life because they built a sucky law school in the ghetto.
-You can't have sex on campus so the students are forced to do it in cars which isn't any fun at all.

Roommate:"Will you hold my bible for a sec?"
Me:"As long as it doesn't burn me."
Every student that I see at the bars comes knocking on my door asking if I am saved.

Mississippi College by Jessica-I don't want them to find me December 13, 2004

camden county college 

1) Where all the kids who don't go to college on dady's money go.

2) Community college where kids get their start, then transfer over to another school after two years.

Kid A- Hey, did you hear that awesome radio show?

Kid B- Of yeah, from Camden County College. That was great.

camden county college by Stick92 June 13, 2009

community college 

The most boring place to get your education. The classes are bland, the people are stupid, and getting a true college experience is nearly impossible. Generally, all of the ghetto fuck boy clowns from high school go to community college thinking they're gonna party and have a great time, but then realize they have nothing to do, especially since their retarded friends are no longer following them everywhere. Basically a place for lifeless, hopeless university rejects. Thank god i only have to go for one semester!

Person 1: Dude hows community college?
Person 2: Bruh it blows. Its so fuckin boring Im surrounded by rejects

community college by keepemrunningbabe December 29, 2015

rossmore community college

The most pathetic excuse for a school anyone could ever see/experiance first hand.

"What GCSE's did you get? 7 U's and 2 G's"
"Wow you went to 'ROSSMORE COMMUNITY COLLEGE' then"
"Yup"

rossmore community college by Lorenzo14_21 October 3, 2006

Iggy park college Townsville 

Iggy park college is a all boys college in a city up in North Queensland called Townsville. Iggy park is the only boys school in Townsville. It is famous for there sports , academics and f*uckboys . Iggy park has the iggy discos which attracts most of the s*luts and h.oes . the boys at iggy Park are usually hot but also play with every girls heart and brain . They have there famous Iggy jacket and Iggy bucket hat . That every other boy and girl in Townsville want . Iggy is full of many gays boys even tho it’s a catholic school.

Her “ what school you go to “
Him “ Iggy park college Townsville “

Her “ oh the Fuckboy school “

Iggy park college Townsville by Townsvilleschools101 July 23, 2018

St Ignatius College Prep

St Ignatius College Prep is a party school. It’s filled with rich kids who travel for summer and spring break and brag about it on social media. Their parents let them do whatever they want. Their parties consist of people who smoke weed, juul, and drink alcohol. All they care about is clout and the expensive materialistic items they own. They are always looking for a hook up, whether good or bad. If they aren’t wearing their strict dress code then they are probably wearing crop tops, leggings/jeans, and an Ignatius hoodie. If you do happen to spot them in their dress code, they probably are wearing a Lacoste or Ralph Lauren Polo or a Patagonia and khakis. The houses these kids live in are worth millions of dollars. They usually live in the suburbs of the Chicago (Hinsdale and Oak Park), although they claim they live in Chicago. If they do live in Chicago, they probably live in Beverly or Lincoln Park. Most of these kids come from FXW or Sacred Heart. If you got rejected you probably ended up at Latin, Parker, Lane, Loyola Academy, or some other horrible private school in the Chicago Area. The school’s athletics suck but they still come up with multiple awards per year.

Ignatius’ building is the most stunning campus you’ll ever see. It looks like a prestigious private high school from a movie. Most people wonder why you would pay $19,000 a year to go to this school, but those same people end up working for the students who attended Ignatius.

Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: St Ignatius College Prep
Person 1: Wow! No wonder you are wearing a collard shirt and khakis.

St Ignatius College Prep by chicagoteen March 24, 2019

Wheaton College 

Wheaton College is a prominent, close-knit college community that emphasizes people. South of Boston, Massachusetts, Wheaton is a 'home away from home' for many people. Professors and students actually know each other and work extensively together.

Despite the tendency of many of its students to complain, giving little acknowledgement to everything that is being made available to them, this is a place where bright kids learn, contribute and make life-long friendships.

Wheaton is a place where people are taught to think about how they can contribute to the world more than just compelling them to enter the work-force as anonymous drones.

Contrary to popular belief, Wheaton is not teeming with collar poppers and trendy fashionistas. It is home to one of the countries largest populations of scholarship-supported students in a small college setting and has produced three Rhodes scholars in the last five years.

Students who attend Wheaton College are inspired to do more with their life than just being well educated.

Wheaton College by alumnae/i July 29, 2008