Springlock

When youre banging your clanker girlfriend and that shit snaps it right off

Person: How do you like that you clanker?
Clanker gf: IM GONNA SPRINGLOCK *Snaps it off*

by AndersonBaird67 March 13, 2026

Springer Peasant

A person who chooses to purchase nerf guns that don't use batteries to shoot., instead opting to use blasters that use air compression to fire darts.

!!!!FLYWHEEL MASTER RACE, DESTUCTION TO ALL SPRINGER PEASANTS!!!!

by DartDuck November 30, 2024

springroll quota

When a picky eater goes to an all you can eat Chinese buffet, and they have to meet their quota of Chinese food before they gorge themselves on French fries or something, which usually results in them eating a lot of springrolls

Steve: I can’t have those fries yet, I haven’t reached my springroll quota

by FenTheGoat December 16, 2024

Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.

When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer

by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025

Springophillia

A strange phenomenon first discovered in South Africa, described as a strange obsession or attraction to 2 dimensional animated characters, often female, in the Japanese Anime/Manga art style and usually sexual or romantic. Most common in the 15-16 age range.

nobody is using this shit in a day to day conversation my guy i cant think of anything tf even is springophillia anymore

by scottish lunatic March 7, 2025

springaling

Word: springaling
Part of Speech: verb

Definition:
To apply or use something generously, recklessly, or with absolutely no chill — especially in the form of sprinkling, pouring, or slathering.

Example Sentences:
• “Don’t springaling the Parmesan, bro — it’s pasta, not a snowstorm.”
• “He springaled cologne like it was mosquito repellent and the club was the jungle.”
• “She springaled glitter on that project like it was currency.”

Alternate Forms:
• springaled (past)
• springalinging (present)
• springalicious (optional adjective, for the bold)

by MrWords August 6, 2025

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X

Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.

by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025