Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

fuzz pocket

An old man who has fuzz in his ears, hair, teeth and on his clothing.

Also, a fuzz pocket befits a chick or beer stud that's hung over from a frat party.

Look at that old snore-hound in the rocking chair, he has more fuzz on him than a blanket.

Shiela must have rolled in the sack with an old fuzz pocketat the frat house.

by faulpelz May 5, 2009

Hot Pocket

The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.

Hot pockets?. Yes

by Jacrispe February 23, 2019

Dropping Pockets

Dropping pockets is when cash in your pockets are sagging

"So much money on me i'm dropping pockets"

by OHHYAHHH March 10, 2018

Pocket Cop

A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.

That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.

by Harley MuthaFukin Quinn November 3, 2020

Pocket Hockey

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.

My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.

by Ace. August 9, 2012

Pocket Racist

Someone who is not a true racist, and has no real racist intent, but constantly indulges in racist jokes or ideals.

"Hey man why does Kaden say the n word so much, is he a racist?"
"No he's not really racist, it's not like he wants to lynch anyone, he just says it for kicks. He's a pocket racist."

by куруо September 27, 2018