Definitions by johnnyjr

Hinkle 

A man's micropenis.

Have you seen Ayden's tiny Hinkle?

Hinkle by johnnyjr May 11, 2024

Pocket Bible 

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

Pocket Bible by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Bokakkeh 

Photographs displaying excessive bokeh with little redeeming photographic value other than the gratuitous display of bokeh itself. Such photos consist almost entirely of blur with minimal subject matter in focus. Typically seen in photos of flowers with highly artistic blur effects produced by using a camera lens at its widest aperture. A wordplay on the Japanese fetish pornography act of bukakke, in which multiple men orgasm onto the face and body of a woman.

I love Ricardo's flower photos, they are absolutely dripping in luscious bokakkeh!

Bokakkeh by johnnyjr May 1, 2020

Trucker Torpedo

A plastic bottle used by truckers to catch their urine while driving. Usually a water bottle, though Gatorade bottles are preferred due to their wider opening. Filled urine bottles are jettisoned on the fly or left on the side of the road when the trucker takes a rest break.

I tripped on a trucker torpedo when I was crossing the street today

Trucker Torpedo by johnnyjr September 23, 2019

Northside Cameltoe 

When bosom overfloweth from demi-cup bras, creating a cleavage akin to a yoga-pant-induced vulvular crevice in the center of the female chest

Girl, I've gotten so fat I'm sporting a Northside Cameltoe.

Northside Cameltoe by johnnyjr May 24, 2014