french toast your mom 

When you cum on a chicks back and flip her around and finish on her chest.

Im going to french toast your mom!

french toast your mom by Asheveday92 October 11, 2016

French Megazord 

A sex move in which a girl sits on your shoulders with her pussy in your face and you politely proceed to eat her out like the Tazmanian Devil

I hit that bitch with the French Megazord

French Megazord by BootyAsss October 9, 2016

French dinner 

The fine art of replacing a meal with wine and cigarettes.

Not working tomorrow so I'll probably just have a light French dinner and pass out.

French dinner by SaltySate October 4, 2016

French tent 

The act of laying a slice of cheese over an erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent.

French tent by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

French Twizzler 

When you pick a large scab with your finger and insert it into her vagina.

I'm going to give you a french twizzler. #GoProto

French Twizzler by Zah Geen July 7, 2016

French Omelette 

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

French Omelette by Jewverine July 31, 2016

French Martini

A sexual act in which the tongue is inserted into a partner's ear. Usually the result of overenthusiastic foreplay and/or alcohol.

Sarah gave me a French Martini last night, that's why she's sleeping on the couch.

French Martini by ipopiad September 2, 2016