A Goblin who by night sleeps in your underwear while your fast asleep. If you are uncircumcised he will peel back the foreskin and will start munching on the dick cheese. By day he likes to hide in the darkest part of your house or sometimes in his secret cave that is hidden in your backyard.
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A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!
by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009
Get the flobby crotch mug.When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"
by EMBR602 March 13, 2013
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by Rawson September 21, 2003
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