blue thumb 

Someone who is technologically savvy.
Derived from IBM's nickname "Big Blue".

Evan fixed my computer because he has a blue thumb.
Greg doesn't have a blue thumb because he can't even log onto the internet.

blue thumb by Hollywood Nick July 25, 2008

blue light syndrome 

a person who is obsessed with or has a liking for the emergency services has "blue light syndrome"

dude look at that police car its awsome,
man u got blue light syndrome,
do not,
do 2

blue light syndrome by dr beetlejuice October 29, 2008

Blue Bloc

During the 2010 G20 Summit in Toronto Canada, the police claimed that they were working to stop attacks by the Black Bloc Anarchist group.
In doing so, the Police became the Blue bloc for illegally detaining over 200 citizens against there will while not under arrest.

The police in Riot gear would step forward, (identity hidden by helmets) target an individual with their clubs and shields. Then step back into formation thus making it very difficult to identify the specific office who assaulted the citizen.

Just like the black-bloc

Dude, Heads up, the blue bloc is locking up more protesters.

Blue Bloc by Canadian-truth July 4, 2010

blue couch 

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."

Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

blue couch by Carnage1106 June 27, 2011

Blue Jacket 

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy

Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.

Blue Jacket by Pathogorean March 28, 2013

Blue States

Morgan Quitno's rankings of the states with the highest crime rates, starting with the most dangerous. Asterisks (*) denote red states which voted Republican in the 2004 election:

1. Nevada*
2. Louisiana*
3. Arizona*
4. Maryland
5. South Carolina*
6. Florida*
7. Tennessee*
8. Alaska*
9. New Mexico
10. California
11. Texas*
12. Michigan
13. Georgia*
14. Oklahoma*
15. Delaware
16. Illinois
17. Mississippi*
18. North Carolina*
19. Alabama*
20. Washington
21. Missouri*
22. Kansas*
23. Ohio*
24. Colorado*
25. Hawaii
26. Kansas*
27. Indiana*
28. Oregon
29. Massachusetts
30. Pennsylvania
31. New York
32. New Jersey
33. Rhode Island
34. Utah*
35. Nebraska*
36. Minnesota
37. Kentucky*
38. Virginia*
39. Connecticut
40. Montana*
41. Idaho*
42. Wisconsin
43. Iowa*
44. West Virginia*
45. Wyoming*
46. South Dakota*
47. New Hampshire
48. Maine
49. Vermont
50. North Dakota*

Of the first 10 states (most dangerous) on the list, only three were "blue states."

Of the first 25, 17 were red states.

Of the last 10 states (safest) on the list, only four were "blue states," yet most of the "red states" with the exception of Iowa, Idaho and West Virginia have populations below a million and are sparsely populated.

Of the last 25, 13 were red states.

Blue States by The truth will set you free if you let it December 3, 2005

blue breasts 

A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).

Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.

blue breasts by CheeseRapist December 19, 2007