Baconing

Dating a freshmen in high school from any age

Luke is baconing

by Ohio Sigma March 27, 2024

Turkey bacon

BIG BUTT

Damn shorty turkey bacon! #baltimoreslang

by DMVTOOTHFAIRY July 5, 2024

slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

by Pretty Gang March 7, 2015

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

porky bacon

Carnivorous equivalent of cream of the crop.

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

by THEnoB May 15, 2014

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2014

hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...

"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"

by the professor & maryanne January 30, 2010