eat my socks

another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.

Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."

by ur-uncle December 20, 2020

your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.

douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

by kdkktnen March 25, 2022

tube sock pussy

Pussy that is so worn out that the opening has lost all elasticity and gapes open like the opening on a worn out tube sock.

Melissa has been porked so many times that she has tube sock pussy. Hell, she's so loose that she couldn't use a roll of wall insulation for a tampon. It'd just fall right back out.

by 23rd Chromosome April 11, 2016

sock a bitch

When you wanna beat someones ass for throwing shade, but you have no viable weapon. So you use the sock from your own foot to kick their ass.

Person 1- "Hey, Person 3 has been saying shit behind your back."
Person 2- "Wait, the fuck? I'll sock a bitch."

by NotSnowXD December 21, 2017

Sock Slug

To Take the base of your used condom between your thumb and your forefinger before slapping someone across the face with it. The condom should then stick to the victims face for a couple of seconds before dropping and hopefully spilling cold spunk down the victims face and body,

'That fucking whore made be blow by beans too quickly but I showed her! I pulled out, ripped the jonny off and sock slugged the fat slut!'

by davetothegrind January 31, 2009

sock hockey

playing hackie sack

"over somewhere playin sock hockey"

by noixz January 14, 2009

Sock Ho

some girl,probaly one of your sister friends that run around in socks everytime they come over. They more than likely wear the socks to bed and the next day.

brian: "dude, your sister has some cute friends!"
John: "yeah,but Amy is a total Sock HO,you and smell her feet when she walks by."

by tbonzanator April 17, 2009