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Compression Shorts

Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
by Nonometo March 10, 2019
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Everyday Shorty

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty
Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro
by Guacamiles January 16, 2021
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Shartillery

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?
by WorldsLargestMangina23 April 21, 2013
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shartah

beautiful, strong, independent, loyal, giving woman. good friend that never gives up or in, will always be at your side. will never do you harm or wrong unless you harm the ones she loves.
shartah will never let you down nor accept a fool.
by thereal11 December 22, 2016
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shortbread squirt

the uncontrolled expulsion of crummy faeces during extreme bouts of laughter.
Catch SNL last night?

F yeah, laughed so hard i did a shortbread squirt.
by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016
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Shorty G

Typically trash at rapping. Also spends too much money on a trash car and makes trash money at DQ. Synonyms include trash and fuckboy.
Yo man did you hear shorty g's new song? It made my ears bleed.
by Young yerri March 8, 2017
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Shartface

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
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