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crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.
In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket
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Pocket WOP

"Yeah that Snookie is a reaal pocket wop.. kinda like polly pocket, cept she's a wop."
by b.claire May 1, 2010
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Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.
Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.
by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013
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Hot Pocket

The most sacred of holy foods. Also known as the God of all things microwaved and delicious. It blesses all whom of which it touches and is the creator of all pocketed life.
by Jacrispe February 23, 2019
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Pocket Cop

A slightly smaller cop who has a big attitude.
That "pocket cop" was such a jerk.
by Harley MuthaFukin Quinn November 3, 2020
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Pocket Hockey

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.
My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.
by Ace. August 9, 2012
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Pocket Racist

Someone who is not a true racist, and has no real racist intent, but constantly indulges in racist jokes or ideals.
"Hey man why does Kaden say the n word so much, is he a racist?"
"No he's not really racist, it's not like he wants to lynch anyone, he just says it for kicks. He's a pocket racist."
by куруо September 27, 2018
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