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Man who fucked his girl on camera for money
DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars
by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021
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New year

A worldwide celebration of Stratis, a mythical figure that haunts people in their dreams. For this reason it is common to throw fireworks in the stratosphere, in order to extinguish this demon who lives there.
-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
by Strat(osphera) January 1, 2023
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New Squidward

New Squidward is a poor excuse for a nation. New Squidward has some of the most corrupt leaders in history. New Squidward's way of life is horrible, people are treated unfairly.
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 11, 2023
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New Zealanders

dudes who walk around in bare foot or something
person 1: I saw some guys walking around in bare foot today. it was kinda weird lol
person 2: must be new zealanders
by orbein July 1, 2023
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Wonderbread News

Usually referring to white people being a public embarrassment. Mostly towards Karens, kens, Redpill, and white celebrities who act foolish on social media.
by dogymodg July 11, 2023
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no news is the truth

An ambiguous statement, meaning variously that all news is in some measure false, that an absence of received information on a given topic is meaningful, or that there is no greater reality than nothingness; take your pick, add your own.
"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
by Monkey's Dad July 16, 2023
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New India

New India is Toronto slang for what the city is Toronto is becoming as millions of immigrants from India take it over.
Holy fuck Toronto has become new India. There goes the neighborhood
by Santasquad100 September 20, 2023
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