DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars
by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021
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-Oh no! It's new year! I hope Stratis doesn't create a bad dream for me!
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
-Don't worry man. This time, I'll detonate many fireworks to scare the monster away.
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person 2: must be new zealanders
person 2: must be new zealanders
by orbein July 1, 2023
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by dogymodg July 11, 2023
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"Has the jury reached a verdict yet?"
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
"They've been deliberating for months, and no news is the truth."
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