Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Dom March 23, 2008

ho duds

the outfits strippers wear, and then take off, while working

I no longer work at Tits Galore, so I gotta throw out all my ho duds.

by Cat Dee March 28, 2008

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

boozy ho

a female who has created a reputation of consuming mass quantities of alcohol followed by a desire to sleep with as many men as she can in one night

I can't believe that Bunny is honestly bragging that she housed about 9 white russians then slept with Walter, Donny, the Dude, and let's not forget "Karl Hungus" - what a fuckin' boozy ho.

by firesidefire January 24, 2009

Ho Mole

ho mole | (hō mōlē) | noun | slang

A blind prostitute, whore, skank, sleaze, or slut.

Hey ho mole, my cock is over here.

by KadV October 18, 2008

Ho Jacks

Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.

Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.

*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".

*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".

*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".

by RoadDawg April 14, 2013

Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.

Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(

by rougher12 August 14, 2014