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man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.
man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
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Ouija Board users often have rather mysterious and perplexing experiences when handling the board. Users sometimes combine Entheogens—psychoactive substances used in religious, psychotherapeutic, shamanic and spiritual contexts. Examples of Entheogens include, but are not limited to Cannabis, DMT Ethanol, LSD, Mescaline, Psilocybin, etc. Taking Entheogens while conducting a session with the Ouija Board is known as a Ouija Haze. Ouija Hazers usually are astounded by their thought-provoking sessions. Users report a greater sense of connection with the spirit world when they conduct Ouija Haze sessions. Jaw-dropping revelations and apparitions sometimes accompany Ouija Haze sessions. A heightened sense of tranquility and excitement is experienced when the Entheogen are combined with older Ouija boards (the older the board the better the Ouija session will be).
Bob: Hey Dan, tonight we are going to Ouija Haze (verb).
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
by YellowAdam February 23, 2011
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Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
Get the Dong Haze mug.to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.
mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
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What a beautiful women her name must be Nikki Hazelett
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Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.
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