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Matt Hazard

An extremely cool person, specifically reserved for Matthew Nissen
Damn here comes Matt Nissen

No bro hes MATT HAZARD
by MATT HAZARD September 15, 2010
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muddy hazleton

A style of coprophilic mutual masturbation, in which a man stimulates a woman's genitals, while she defecates. He catches the falling feces on his junk, and she uses it as lubricant to masturbate him.
man: Damn this muddy hazleton, sure is kinky.

woman: Can't do nothing about the smell.

man: No. I said 'kinky', not "stinky". Too much blood is rushing into your head.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 28, 2010
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Ouija Haze

Ouija Board users often have rather mysterious and perplexing experiences when handling the board. Users sometimes combine Entheogens—psychoactive substances used in religious, psychotherapeutic, shamanic and spiritual contexts. Examples of Entheogens include, but are not limited to Cannabis, DMT Ethanol, LSD, Mescaline, Psilocybin, etc. Taking Entheogens while conducting a session with the Ouija Board is known as a Ouija Haze. Ouija Hazers usually are astounded by their thought-provoking sessions. Users report a greater sense of connection with the spirit world when they conduct Ouija Haze sessions. Jaw-dropping revelations and apparitions sometimes accompany Ouija Haze sessions. A heightened sense of tranquility and excitement is experienced when the Entheogen are combined with older Ouija boards (the older the board the better the Ouija session will be).
Bob: Hey Dan, tonight we are going to Ouija Haze (verb).
Dan: Last week's Ouija Haze Session (noun) was mind-altering; I could of sworn that the planchette moved on its own at some point.
Bob: I know. Ouija Hazers (noun) always have incredible stories to tell.
by YellowAdam February 23, 2011
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Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
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nikki hazelett

The most loving, caring, and helpful person you'll ever meet! Not only are Nikki Hazelett's filled with beauty they are exhalent workers and helpers, they may seem shy but once you get to know a Nikki Hazelett you'll never want to leave their side! Nikki Hazelett's are animal lovers and food lovers (they like Italian the best) what's not to love about Nikki Hazelett's
She is so sweet she must be named Nikki Hazelett

What a beautiful women her name must be Nikki Hazelett
by release the crazy March 22, 2013
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Google hazard

When a set of search terms returns results from an unrelated area, making zeroing in on your subject much more difficult.
Searching for "parallel filter" is a strong google hazard. Search for "parallel implementation filter" instead.
by large_ovine August 26, 2013
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