Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

Gooben Ray

When you’re banging a bald dude from behind and you slap his bald head just as you nut

Bro, I met this guy on Grindr who looked just like JK Simmons. Took him back to my studio and Gooben Ray’ed him twice hahaha

by Chuckpeabody October 29, 2025

gooblagingun

A safe version of gooning to use in everyday life without the unknowledged thinking its sexual. Safe.

*an anime girl image*
you: "oh my gooblagingun!!"
dude: "bro what"
you: "I would gooblagingun to ts gng"
dude: "you pmo"

by totallynororiginal November 7, 2025

Goobert

a fucking goobert

“you built like a fuckass goobert”

by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025

Gooby

Something so sour it makes your face change

These sweets are gooby.

Why is your face like that? Did it taste gooby?
Gooby face

by lovechonk December 8, 2025

Goobing

The act of covering oneself In Phlegm

Person 1: "Dude I've been goobing alot recently and look how soft my skin is now"
Person 2: "Oh wow man! I need to start goobing too!"

by TheRotMan January 2, 2026

Gooboo

Used to describe a small, mischievous and naive character. Normally looking/being cute yet holding tremendous amount of power.

Ex1: "Friend 1: My dog hit me down and bit me while we were playing

Friend 2: Quite the Gooboo that little one"
Ex2: Nickname for Flandre Scarlet from Touhou Project and her Fumo.

by MrSiul January 16, 2026